The "No Bullshit" Pizza Philosophy

Pizza is CRUST plus RED SAUCE plus CHEESE plus no more than THREE of the following:

• Pepperoni
• Sausage
• Ham
• Bacon
• Bell Pepper
• Onion
• Mushroom

AND THAT'S IT. No buffalo chicken, no ranch dressing, no anchovies, no pineapples, no squid ink, no truffles, NO BULLSHIT.

That is all.