I have to be to court for jury duty in less than five hours

[3:04 AM] Me: my eyes are super-irritated from i dont even know what
[3:04 AM] Me: but i'm too lazy to go up and look at them in a mirror
[3:04 AM] Me: so i just used my phone to take a picture of my eye
[3:05 AM] AzraelNewtype: ...
[3:06 AM] Me: and now i'm tweeting the picture i just took
[3:06 AM] Me: i love technology